Tester of patience, enjoyer of life’s simple offerings, and (after enough lagers) bro of all. Born of German blood in the state of Ohio, Allan’s intense affection for beer and bicycles became fully realized in graduate school. Proclaimed by his own family as a man who “really knows how to enjoy himself”, Allan’s Master’s degree does not render him unable to refer to everyone as “dude”. A dedicated triathlete, he manages to pack in two workouts a day and still be champ of the bar stool. Team membership is granted so long as his aero bars and very tiny shorts remain unseen by Cat 6 eyes.