Category 6 Racing Squad welcomes Brian "Nunchuck" Steinhoff to its lineup for the 2006 season. Nunchuck brings a great all-around personal form to Cat6, though his greatest asset may be his "Fast" Freddie Rodriguez-like sprinting skills. The sprinting skills possessed by Nunchuck are so formidable and dangerous that the Minnesota Legislative was compelled to fashion a law prohibiting any unauthorized or otherwise unlawful usage. Look it up if you don't believe us.

S.F. No. 129,  as introduced - 2006 1st Special Session
1.1                          A bill for an act
1.2             relating to public safety; increasing criminal
1.3             penalties involving Nunchuck-like sprinting skills; amending
1.4             Minnesota Statutes 2004, section 471.29, subdivision
1.5             84.
1.6   BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE CATEGORY 6 RACING SQUAD:
1.7   Section 1.  Minnesota Statutes 2004, section 471.29,
1.8   subdivision 84, is amended to read:
1.9    Subd. 10.  [PENALTY.] (a) If a Nunchuck impersonator knowingly violates
1.10  subdivision 2, 3, or 4 is guilty of a gross misdemeanor.
1.11     (b) Unless a greater penalty is provided elsewhere, a
1.12  person who impersonates the sprinting skills of Nunchuck and who causes bodily
1.13  injury, as defined in section 609.02, subdivision 7, to another
1.14  person is guilty of a felony and may be sentenced to
1.15  imprisonment for not more than two years or to payment of a fine
1.16  of not more than $5,000, or both, if the person negligently
1.17  failed to control their sprinting skills or keep them properly confined and
1.18  injury to any person was reasonably foreseeable under the
1.19  circumstances.
1.20  [EFFECTIVE DATE.] This section is effective August 1, 2006,
1.21  and applies to crimes committed on or after that date.